This information relates to all products that we provide, no matter what they are. They also let you know what to expect in the package, and what to do if you have any issues. The information is here to help you, and you’re able to rectify queries by emailing us as soon as possible. Whichever card you choose, our range makes sure your message gets through. They're only cards, but they say so much!
Funk Soul Badger provides a high-quality, unique range of greetings cards. All cards are blank inside, and the cards are A5 (21 x 15cm). Each one is printed on high quality 350gsm premium greetings card and is placed lovingly in a cellophane wrapper. Products are supplied with a brown ribbed kraft envelope, and safely delivered via first class post in a protective board backed (‘please do not bend’) envelope. All card orders placed before 4pm are posted by Royal Mail 1st class post the same day.
All cards come with free UK delivery. We also offer overseas delivery, costing an extra £2.25, to places such as:
While we fully expect the product to reach you overseas within 5 – 7 working days, we cannot guarantee that any of the crazy wild animals in your country won’t attack or chew up your order..! So it’s best to keep an eye out.
All our products are intended for the individual addressee(s) named on the packaging. Products may contain information that is confidential, privileged, or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour, or irrational religious beliefs.
If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution, or copying of these cards is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly), and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
If you do receive any of our amazing products in error, please stuff them down your trousers until you can find a suitable place to dispose of them.
If you’re scared of the unknown, then our cards should offer some comfort. There are no hidden messages revealed by reading these cards backwards. To be completely covered, pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer ensures that no harm befalls you and your pets.
No animals were harmed in the production of stock, although the cat next door is living on borrowed time.